Maybe Never Ever...

aprillikesthings:

thunderlovesbird:

battlships:

heythereratatouille:

lovesick-zombie:

What TV writers think is good LGBT representation: *protagonist teary eyed* My attraction to the same gender is so painful I wish I did not feel this way…but alas it’s my burden to bear. Also I have dated both men and women but I don’t like labels. *dies*
What is actually good LGBT representation: *protagonist wearing sunglasses playing the saxophone in front of a giant bisexual flag* How am I doing? Well I’m just getting BI!!! Haha get it?? Because I like both men and women so I’m bisexual. 

That picture doesn’t do this scene justice, it’s a musical number:

This shook my very existence

My fave part of the song (other than that it exists) is how committed they are to a very specific aesthetic for the whole thing. It’s a work of art. 

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hormoaning:

i can’t wait to have a wife and be homonormative 

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thehotgirlproject:

castielsteenwolf:

yourspookyginger:

my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing

i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second

The mom friend override

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londonhowell:

je-suis-un-espion:

thesteppinrazor:

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

Pro tip: Don’t do this if you recently applied for a new job.

bolded. just in case.

i feel like that pro tip is told from experience

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whencartoonsruletheworld:

Full Disclosure when I heard that tiny voice say “are you my Dad?” I almost had a friggin heart attack because I thought he was going to say

Originally posted by caratomi